Tilda Swinton

Hefty Cinch Sack

Lucy Liu

Eat your spinach so you can have big arms like me

Christina de Rosa

Now I know where my coffee filters went

Anne Hathaway

Lettuce salad anyone?

Rinko Kikuchi

I'm gonna squirt my spores out anytime now!

Cate Blanchett

MC Hammer is calling, wanting the 90s back

Jennifer Conelly

Watch out! I'm gonna kung-fu you!

Kate Bosworth

I found my lost kitchen mitten

Sandra Oh

Sandra Oh, no, you didnt!

Amanda Peet

Crack the sea urchin shell to get the tasty uni

Jen Lopez

J-Lo the Jellyfish

New Direction

So, I'm in a wonderful long-term relationship and have nothing interesting to say about dating. Hence I'm changing the direction of this blog to something more substantial, namely.... trashing celebrity outfits!!!!!!!!

here's a start:

Halle Berry's Tampon Malfunction